Bears,
illustrated

English / Castellano

December

by Dorian Wood

from Los Angeles
www.dorianwood.com

For the holidays, give me a pear-shaped man. His voluptuous, hairy folds are ideal for stuffing your hands in during those chilly days in December. His thick, round legs are strong enough to balance your poise as you plant yourself in his mouth. His softness is intoxicating. Lounge upon him. Love this man. The pear-shaped man is a mountain to climb, to conquer, to caress. He has no denomination; no set agenda. He is angelic in the Christian sense, but he embraces all bearful/hairless affiliations, held tight against, and under, his ample bosom. Truly, a pear-shaped God this man is! Celebrate the season! Exaltation!

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